The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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cry acid tears

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to like justin beiber

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!