The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to be blind

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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the power to enter a coma.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!