- Pointless Super Powers

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The ability to smell colors

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to kill yourself.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power think five times slower.