- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

the power to walk on land.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to push "pull" doors

the power to misspell

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to resurrect dead insects

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

Pointless Super Powers