The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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the ability to levitate

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!