The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to be normal.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the power to become demented

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!