The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to fart tear gas

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to never come into existence

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!