- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to vomit every time you burp.

to zap people but only yourself

The ability to open a door that was already open.

The power to eat your own head.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

Pointless Super Powers