- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to disintegrate yourself

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to turn into a pebble

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The ability to change your weight

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

the power to know when someone queefed

Liam Brudenell

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

Pointless Super Powers