- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

I'm a giant di

open up pickles glass

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to think oppositely

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

Pointless Super Powers