The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!