The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The ability to control dairy products

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to be a common person

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to read this.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!