- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The ability to be poor for life

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The power to be normal and average

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

Nope. Just nope.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

the power to fart at the worst moments

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

Pointless Super Powers