The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

The ability to count to potato

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to transform into baby food.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The ability to be poor for life

The power to pee while standing up

The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

the power to turn wine into water.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!