The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to rotten food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!