The power to not care.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The ability to control dairy products

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The ability to be heard in space

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!