- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell people's moods

The power to make money disappear.

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

the power to become translucent

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to swim on land.

The power to be powerless

The power to only see glass.

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

the power to hear a dog whistle

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

To change your eye colour when ever you want

Pointless Super Powers