- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the power to morph into yourself

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

Pointless Super Powers