the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!