- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The ability to change your weight

The power to get hard at will.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The ability to jump

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the power to be Justin bieber

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

The power to write pointless superpowers

the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...cough cough deadpool cough cough

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

the power to smell like ham

Pointless Super Powers