The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to see the past.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to die when you get old

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power of bad luck

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power drown in water

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!