The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to see through windows

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to divide by zero

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!