- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to even

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to bypass capcha codes

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to be a common person

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

Pointless Super Powers