The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!