The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to make lipstick fly

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!