The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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the power to change people socks on command

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!