Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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Nothing

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to die at will

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to die

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!