the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to poo without wiping.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!