- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to get hard at will.

The ability to change your weight

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The ability to jump

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the power to be Justin bieber

The power to write pointless superpowers

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...cough cough deadpool cough cough

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

the power to smell like ham

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

Pointless Super Powers