- Pointless Super Powers

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to not care.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!