The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to not see anything

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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the ability to see through air

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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Being only half invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!