- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to make lipstick fly

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to be invisible when singing

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

Nothing

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

Pointless Super Powers