Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to be poor for life

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!