Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to pee poop

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!