- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The ability to die on command.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to swim on land.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

to make your bowel work backwards

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to be special just like everyone else.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

Pointless Super Powers