the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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the power to eat people :D

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Having the power to stand still

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!