- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to be french.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to shrink boobs

The power to not have a brain!

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to break a Nokia

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

Pointless Super Powers