The power to get hard at will.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to not do it.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!