To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to pee while standing up

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!