The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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the ability to die on command

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to not have any power at all

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The ability to go to hell.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!