The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to fart on a plane.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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the power to do nothing

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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the power to become translucent

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to break bones at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!