- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to poo without wiping.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

the power to read this sentence

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to be stupid reading this.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

Pointless Super Powers