The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

the power to die

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to drink and drive without being caught

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

The power to speak to toasters

the power to like justin beiber

The power to become powerless

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

The ability to think of an ability - JW

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

Really bendy thumbs.

The power to think of the worst superpower.

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

The ability to breathe out of water.

The power to forget you have a super power.

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!