The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power of being pointless

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!