The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to get arrested

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!