what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to be french.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to not have a brain!

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!