The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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shit and piss at the same time

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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cry acid tears

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to eat people :D

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!