The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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Nothing

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!