The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to die

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to not do it.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to have an ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!