The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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he power to make mistakes

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!