- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to release the bogus

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The ability to become visible at will.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

Pointless Super Powers