The power to think of a good super power right now.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The ability to see into the present.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to smell whore

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to die when you get old

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!