The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to speak braille.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!