- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to read this.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to be an idiot.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The ability to control dairy products

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power think five times slower.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

Pointless Super Powers