- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be an idiot.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power think five times slower.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to be gay on command.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

The power to die and not come back to life.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

the power to die

the power to be Justin bieber

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

Pointless Super Powers