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The power think five times slower.
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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop
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The power to be gay on command.
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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.
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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.
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The power to die and not come back to life.
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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.
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the power to die
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the power to be Justin bieber
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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.
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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.
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The Power to Breath When Ur dead
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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants
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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.
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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you
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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.
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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home
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The power to change your eye color.
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To have the power to give yourself a disease
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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.
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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...
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The power to be oppressed by everything
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The power to pee while standing up
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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!