The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the ability to levitate

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to read your own mind

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to change people socks on command

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!