The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to be french.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to see through windows

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!