the power to smell like ham

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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power to fly when your underwater

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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boo

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!