The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to be powerless.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

the power to get extra homework

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to smell whore

The power to die

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to see through windows

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to not have a brain!

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to have no superpower

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!