the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to understand irony.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to create shit

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the power to jizz money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!