the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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Power to freeze ice.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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Having the power to stand still

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!