- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power of women's rights.

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

Pointless Super Powers