The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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the power to be 100% pointless

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!