The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to be forever alone

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability to die instantly

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to quote memes randomly

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!