- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to look at Sun.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to obey gravity

The power to think oppositely

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to die

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to control the weather, but only in space

Pointless Super Powers